Storytime.

[Thomzo]

several branches from the purple tree.

"How did they get here?" he cried

The cat replied "they were brought here by.....

[oldfella]

the woggle tock which after eating yog tum herbs tends to

[johnhcrf]

Sup from the lilac spring
and then begin to sing
"dingaling,dingaling
dingaling, ding, ding"

[MKG]

"Tickets please", said the bus conductor ...

[johnhcrf]

as he woke form his drug-induced reverie...

[johnhcrf]

"what was in that Cadbury's Chocolate?".
"New free range kind", replied Mrs Thatcher;
"Give me another one", insisted the conductor. She agreed.
"Whoa!!!!", he exclaimed, as he collapsed to the floor.

[Green Rosie]

Pulling himself up from the floor, Nikboo held his head moaning softly - "I hate nightmares, it's no so much seeing Mrs Thatcher in them as believing there are still bus conductors and .....

[johnhcrf]

....by the way, where are my cocoloco chews, Burmflup? You had at least a zilon of them".

[The Riff-Raff Element]

"Don't you ever pay attention Nikboo? I gave them all to the frou-frou bird in return for safe passage back from the bus station. You know how the main road gets so busy these days!"

[johnhcrf]

Nikboo replied,"A likely story,Burmflup, you know there are no roads or buses here. You've been reading that sad book again";
"You are sooo.. right, The Rubbish Planet by Larry Landfill is sad. What happened to all the other men, women and children, Nikboo", sobbed Burmflup.

[tim&fatima]

Nikboo replied, you know where they have all gone, they have gone to see the green twins, you know those funny..

[MKG]

... people from Breez Toll who ...

[oldfella]

wote a boook abat ishing

[johnhcrf]

they all flew away on the solar wind...

[johnhcrf]

each carrying a book encased in gold....