I thought that some of you might want to see the top ten posters. looks like Nev (wombat) has knocked me off the top slot. I nearly put the top 11 in as there is only two posts between wulf and gunners, mind you it is not a competition.
There was a young lady called Milly
Who kept chickens, a cow, and a billy
They were all so proficient
She became self sufficient
Naturally with produce organically
I'd like to apologise for not keeping up my spam rating just lately but I have no internet access at home until... I don't know... I find out whose fault it is that my telephone line has not been reconnected!
There was a young wizard whose posting
Was prolific without any boasting
But the weight of the cache
Caused an internet crash
And now Andy's new server's not hosting
Very good Muddy! you do make me chuckle........I wondered where you had been hedgie not those builders again messing with your wires? good to hear from you again...
Thanks for the support everyone! Things haven't really improved this week but the architect is visiting today and Toni is bending his ear. Hopefully she'll remember to get him to poke the builders before she has a crack at him about the drainage fiasco - they want to let all the runoff from the roof discharge onto my nectarine trees and that's not happening!
Yes, 'tis a very good limerick! There was one on "I'm sorry I haven't a clue" a while back that I wish I could remember... the only bit that sticks in my mind is the last line "...And set fire to the Duchess of Kent"
Things still improving, and still slowly. Internet access at home soon (hopefully)