That one patch aghhhh

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That one patch aghhhh

Post: # 201048Post Andy Hamilton »

Why is it that no matter how much you get up to your allotment there is always one patch that is left uncultivated. One bit that gets forggoten. We have now had our allotment for about 4 years and the top right hand corner has never been used!
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Post: # 201065Post MKG »

Plant some Jerusalem artichokes - you'll never need to worry about it again :iconbiggrin:

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Post: # 201076Post Big Al »

SusieGee wrote:
MKG wrote:Plant some Jerusalem artichokes - you'll never need to worry about it again :iconbiggrin:

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Oh yes I'll second that Mike :roll:

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Post: # 201079Post MKG »

Well ...

Year 1 Plant JAs. Harvest JAs.
Year 2 JAs reappear. Harvest more.
Year 3 More JAs appear. Harvest tons of the buggers.
Year 4 OMG I'm sick of JAs, but they're all over the place.
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Year 20 Move to Glasow.

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Post: # 201081Post Big Al »

MKG wrote:Well ...

Year 1 Plant JAs. Harvest JAs.
Year 2 JAs reappear. Harvest more.
Year 3 More JAs appear. Harvest tons of the buggers.
Year 4 OMG I'm sick of JAs, but they're all over the place.
...
...
Year 20 Move to Glasow.

Mike
Ah I see....... Like my bloody potatoes then!!
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Post: # 201100Post Moonwaves »

I agree with Susie. It's called biodiversity and allowing a naturally beneficial eco-system to develop. Or something. :lol:
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Post: # 201104Post Thomzo »

MKG wrote:Well ...

Year 20 Move to Glasow.

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He's doing that already and he hasn't even planted the JA yet :lol:

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Post: # 201121Post Millymollymandy »

He could be really mean and put it in for the next allotment holder. :lol:
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Post: # 201134Post Green Aura »

Just tie together a bundle of bamboo canes. Stick them in the ground. Nice house for your beneficial insects that you're trying to attract with the uncultivated area :lol:

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