weird and wonderful quotes

[homegrown]

May all your ups and downs be under the sheets - digger (Jhn Doe TV series)

[Rosendula]

"He who dares not offend cannot be honest" - Thomas Paine

"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." - Mark Twain

[TheGoodEarth]

George Best
1. I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
2. I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World.
3. I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep.
4. In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.
5. I once said Gazza's IQ was less than his shirt number and he asked me: "What's an IQ?"

[Jerseymum]

2 quotes up in my kitchen:

The purpose of life is to be happy - Dalai Lama
Never eat more than you can lift - Miss Piggy

[Minnesota]

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't! Pete Seeger.

[TheGoodEarth]

A bang on the head is what you get for asking, a bang on the head is what you get for not asking. Morrissey

[oldjerry]

'If you can keep your head while all around are losing theirs.......you're probably a boring old fart without many friends. (self assessment)

[JulieSherris]

He's as straight as a roundabout....

[Mrs H]

Live each day as if its your last, dream as if its forever. Not sure who wrote this but I read it many years ago and its stuck with me!! X

[Minnesota]

I just remembered one a friend to me:
"I'm not going to drink more than I can drink"

I'm not sure he was sober at the time :)

[homegrown]

here's some ones of the net

Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children - Classified Ad

Live life fully while you're here. Experience everything. Take care of yourself and your friends. Have fun, be crazy, be weird. Go out and screw up! You're going to anyway, so you might as well enjoy the process. Take the opportunity to learn from your mistakes: find the cause of your problem and eliminate it. Don't try to be perfect; just be an excellent example of being human.”
Anthony Robbins quotes (American advisor to leaders)

Life isn't weird: it's just the people in it.”

“In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful.” Alice Walker quotes (American writer, b.1944)

You can't trample infidels when you're a tortoise. I mean, all you could do is give them a meaningful look. - Terry Pratchett

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity. - Ellen Parr

Life is a mystery, not a problem to be solved - Albert Einstein

How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before beginning to improve the world.
- Anne Frank

[Milims]

Live life fully while you're here. Experience everything. Take care of yourself and your friends. Have fun, be crazy, be weird. Go out and screw up! You're going to anyway, so you might as well enjoy the process. Take the opportunity to learn from your mistakes: find the cause of your problem and eliminate it. Don't try to be perfect; just be an excellent example of being human.”
Anthony Robbins quotes (American advisor to leaders)

I love it! In fact 've just printed it out to hang on my kitchen wall!

[bonniethomas06]

These are my favorite quotes of all time, from my Facebook page. One is blatently stolen from Rosey's signature, but I love it!

I also love the one Stoney had about the pig and how the person who loves the pig the most salts it's pork away carefully, but it was changed before I could copy it...can you remember it if you are reading Stoney?

Anyway:

"Tough situations don't last, tough people do" (Maria Sharapova)

"If you want to be a big man in a small town, f*@K off to the Model Village!"(Hot Fuzz)
...
"I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself" (Oscar Wilde)

"Most people die of a sort of creeping common sense, and discover when it is too late that the only things one never regrets are one's mistakes" Oscar Wilde

"No one can me myself like I can - for this job I'm the best man - although this may be true, you are the one and only you!" (Chesney Hawkes)

"No Mole - No Fee" (seen on back of mole catcher's van)

"Once you know you can live without it
just go on not thinkin 'bout it,
thats the bare necessities of life"
(Jungle Book)

[MuddyWitch]

Always loved Ofam's:

'Live simply, that others may simply live'

As I'm simple, it suits

MW

[Rosendula]

These are my favorite quotes of all time, from my Facebook page. One is blatently stolen from Rosey's signature, but I love it!
.....
"Once you know you can live without it
just go on not thinkin 'bout it,
thats the bare necessities of life"
(Jungle Book)

Just so people don't think Bonnie was lying and/or off her rocker, my signature used to be the Baloo quote, but I've just changed it.