The stuff they say....

[funkypixie]

I was having a bit of fun with youngest DS and we were playing with the fruit on the fruit bowl.
I picked up a lemon and he said, "we get lemon juice if we squeeze a lemon". I picked up an orange, "And orange juice from oranges", he piped up.

For a bit of fun I picked him up, squeezed him and said, "Well if you get orange juice from oranges and lemon juice from lemons, will I get Xander juice if I squeeze a Xander?"

"No Mum, you get poo."

LMAO

Anna x

[Shirley]

ROFLMAO!!!!! Brilliant.

[red]

excellent answer!

[Milims]

Love it - kids can be so funny - the seem to see the world in an easy way!!!
My fave from my daughter happened when we heading up to Scotland along the costal route. As we passed by the sea I pointed to a vessel and said "Look - a ferry" My daughter looked at me as if I was mad and said "thats not a fairy - its got no wings!!"

[funkypixie]

LOL!



Anna x

[Shirley]

lol

we were walking past someone's garden and they had a huge load of pompous grass (yeah, I know... it's just what we call it) and he pipes up with "huh... someone hasn't been cutting their lawn!!"

[Paddy's mum]

Years ago now, but my children were really good at misunderstanding the words they heard, although I still have to give them credit for doing their best to make good sense of what they thought they had heard!

Petrol plum (pump)
Dubbaducker bus
skate-alator (escalator)
Aunty Drawers (Doris)
fidget (ferret)
Aunty Marmite (Margaret)

However, the best one belongs to my mother, who once overheard her two youngest daughters, who were dressing their dolls at the time, wonder aloud to one another how you got a real baby. One replied "oh, that's easy ... you just need a prick" (meaning an injection with a hypodermic syringe)!!! Out of the mouths of babes?!

[Milims]

Paddys mum - I had to tell that one to Chris very carefully - hes cracked a rib and he was in agony laughing!!
We still use some of the mis heard words my two came up with -
Crumpets were Pookins, chicken - kindy, chicken pox - kindypots and milk was mook.
This christmas my son asked if he could make something for the New years buffet and suggested he make posessed eggs - you know the ones where you boil the egg and mash the yolk with mayonnaise and curry powder and put it back into the white????

[Milims]

Paddys mum - I had to tell that one to Chris very carefully - hes cracked a rib and he was in agony laughing!!
We still use some of the mis heard words my two came up with -
Crumpets were Pookins, chicken - kindy, chicken pox - kindypots and milk was mook.
This christmas my son asked if he could make something for the New years buffet and suggested he make posessed eggs - you know the ones where you boil the egg and mash the yolk with mayonnaise and curry powder and put it back into the white????

[cat]

"who's the patron saint of Wales?"
"Jonah" (and she was serious!)