self sufficient baby

[barefootlinzi]

My son has just turned 1 and was having some nappy free time this morning. I suddenly noticed he had gone quiet in the other room and when I went to check on him only to find that he had pooed on the floor and was happily eating it!!!!

My baby is so ish that he recycles his poos!!!!

[red]

omg.....

watch out for those quiet moments from now on...

[mrsflibble]

quite time with toddlers and babies is like drums in the jungle... when they stop making noise, it's trouble.

[Milims]

I guess if it's good enough for rabbits........
When my two were wee it was the dog I had to watch out for - as soon as I lifted my son off the potty the dog was in there!! It certainly gave the phrase "dog breath" a new level!

[Mr and Mrs luvpie]

My baby is so ish that he .........

has discovered how to blow really wet raspberries, saving the bath water, if i leave him long enough the dribble will surely reach his dirty feet

I read this and laughed then had a thought that this could be a whole new 101 post....

[Russian Doll]

my three year old is so ish he recycles poo as paints


my walls look great

[mrsflibble]

I love the fact that nobody on here overreacted to the first post lol! on the other site I used to go on people would have been phoning social services and telling you to wash his mouth out with soap etc lol!!!

[barefootlinzi]

lol mrs flibble!

well to be honest i dont blame him. we had a lovely bean casserole the night before and it looked nearly the same when it came out!!! i wonder if it still tasted the same?!

now i wonder what reactions this post might get!!!

[MrsD'ville mkII]

Umm, my reaction is 'can I have the bean casserole recipe please?'!!

[Jobi1canobi]

What Mrs D said.

[barefootlinzi]

bean casserole recipe;

chop onion and garlic, fry till soft
add chopped courgette and pepper, fry till soft
lob in a tin of toms and 2 tins mixed beans (or dried and soaked)
add a bit of veg stock, we use the marigold bouillion cause its the best
simmer for a bit
add some chopped parsley
chuck in a dish

for the topping;
lazy way; grate some spuds on the slicer on the grater to get v thin slices, arrange on top,dot with butter and stick in oven till brown and tender

non lazy way; par boil some spuds, slice, layer on top of beans, dot with butter, oven cook till golden.

serve, eat, enjoy, excrete, eat again, look very smug at your mighty ishness!!!!

[Ratty]

Hahaha! Ash is 16 months now & has a lot of nappy-free time. He has a potty which I have shown him, sat him on it & made a weeing sound "psssh psssh psssh". But he has pooed on the floor twice and when I point to the potty he says "pssh pssh psssh"

[mrsflibble]

soph took ages before pooping on the potty.