Hmm, where to start.....
Just brought my first home after living in Texas for the last 10 years and getting a divorce

The house is a total fixer, old lady who smoked lived here before and didnt do anything to it in years and what was done was bodged.
Builders are in, re-rendering and conservatory, already done DPC, cavity and loft insulation and new efficient boiler.
Massive bonfire last weekend to clear old shed and some ugly conifers, some hard landscaping to do leveling and building and then time to start weeding/digging.
Plan is to get kitchen and bathroom in next [friend visiting to help], finish sorting out kids rooms, clear my room so I can get a bed in there, decorate, floor and put a stove in downstairs, the list goes on...
In the garden, build storage shed [half term project next week] and set up chicken house, build, weed and dig raised beds in time to plant lots of lovely veggies.
May find time for a glass of wine in there at some point

All very exciting and lots of work.
Good luck to everyone, cant wait to hear about your schemes.
Sarah