with a good warm up, i can hit high E.
i can lick my own nipple. i was popular at university.... ahem.
i can wiggle my ears without touching them.
i can joint a whole chicken in under 10 mins.
i can digitally process an rgb raw photo from a camera, resize, change to suit press printing system standards (convert to cmyk, lower blaock, lower contrast, up brightness, check light levels and exposure) and adjust it for colour balance then send to print a black and white proof copy in just under 120 seconds....and i dont miss my job.
oh. and i can still do this. in fact seeing as this pic was taken about 9 years ago, i can probably carry a whole round now.

oh how I love my tea, tea in the afternoon. I can't do without it, and I think I'll have another cup very
ve-he-he-he-heryyyyyyy soooooooooooon!!!!