Well the rumor mill always claimed it to be very good for you! Spit or swallow?!?
Sorry.......lowered to an all new level!!!
Semen recipes.
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Re: Semen recipes.
I thought the title of the thread was a typo... I'll need to show it to my wife and see what she makes of it....
cum creme caramels, blech. :)
cum creme caramels, blech. :)
Re: Semen recipes.
greenorelse wrote:Come again?
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Keaniebean
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Re: Semen recipes.
The most worrying bit about the blurb is where it says, semen is readily avaliable in most resturants. I'm NEVER eating out again, just in case.
Sarah.x
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Re: Semen recipes.
Well...!! I glanced at the title of the post and thought it was naval recipes! YUKKK
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Re: Semen recipes.
I've not followed the link ........but it seems that as an ex able seaman.........I've led a sheltered life in the navy......... judging by the replies 
........but it seems that as an ex able seaman.........I've led a sheltered life in the navy......... judging by the replies Kind Regards
Pelmetman Dave
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Re: Semen recipes.
Ewww!!! Just read some of the reviews and some guy says he has been using his own semen in his "secret"recipes,and that he smiles to himself whilst his guests are eating! I hope to god its no one I know! Gives a whole new meaning to "Come dine with me!!! 
Oh dear I really have heard everything now!
I hope to god its no one I know! Gives a whole new meaning to "Come dine with me!!! Oh dear I really have heard everything now!Re: Semen recipes.
Sad. Really, utterly sad.
In a similar effort to popularise something which, normally, no-one in their right mind would dream of introducing to the table, I'd like to suggest Cabbage White caterpillars. They eat your greens, so I think it only right that processed grubs should be added to the green larder.
I was actually going to suggest processed pigshit, but I thought that may be a step too far. Can I say pigshit on here - I'm not sure?
Eat shit - cut out the middleman. Sorry - that really is too gross. A bit like semen, then.
Mike
In a similar effort to popularise something which, normally, no-one in their right mind would dream of introducing to the table, I'd like to suggest Cabbage White caterpillars. They eat your greens, so I think it only right that processed grubs should be added to the green larder.
I was actually going to suggest processed pigshit, but I thought that may be a step too far. Can I say pigshit on here - I'm not sure?
Eat shit - cut out the middleman. Sorry - that really is too gross. A bit like semen, then.
Mike
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Re: Semen recipes.
I recounted this thread in Public yesterday, NOTE TO SELF, DO NOT recount this thread in Public again!
http://boboffs.blogspot.co.uk/Millymollymandy wrote:Bloody smilies, always being used. I hate them and they should be banned.
No I won't use a smiley because I've decided to turn into Boboff, as he's turned all nice all of a sudden. Grumble grumble.
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Re: Semen recipes.
ROFL !!happyhippy wrote:Gives a whole new meaning to "Come dine with me!!!
http://chateaumoorhen.blogspot.com/boboff wrote:Oh and just for MMM,(thanks)
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Re: Semen recipes.
you already did - twiceMKG wrote:I was actually going to suggest processed pigshit, but I thought that may be a step too far. Can I say pigshit on here - I'm not sure?
And I'm afraid you've been pipped to the post - did you not read SE-I's other thread about meat manufactured from this product?
(Or was that human - either way )Maggie
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Re: Semen recipes.
Eeeeeeeew!!
Re: Semen recipes.
well the whole purpose of our being on this site is self sufficiency euch
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Re: Semen recipes.
I've managed to get hold of some fresh semen, not saying where from at this point - now what do i do with it?