The 2006 fruit glutton - inspiration needed :)

You all seem to be such proficient chefs. Well here is a place to share some of that cooking knowledge. Or do you have a cooking problem? Ask away. Jams and chutneys go here too.
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The 2006 fruit glutton - inspiration needed :)

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The GLUTON:

Grapes, grapes, EVERYWHERE!!!

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Every year our old grape vine produces kilos of rose coloured grapes... they taste slightly bitter and 'earthy' when ripe, so def not a desert grape.

This year is no exception and the pergola is groaning under the weight. The chooks have found they can jump up and grab the lower bunches (they pig out on my figs from the tree's lower brances too :roll: ). However, I'd like to make something from them.

Firstly, I considered the obvious, wine.
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I can't find a wine recipe on the net that sounds convincingly like it'll work for grapes though, most grape wines say get concentrate.

Secondly, I thought, Ah-haa - Grape jelly!

If you can get such a thing and if so how you would make it, I don't know (besides which I think the bulk I have would rule it out as being useful!

My lot don't eat blackcurrents, don't like jam or cooked fruit and chutney and so I've got about 6 bottles of last year's Creme de Cassis sitting idle as nobody will drink that either :cussing: I shouldn't have just drunk the Vodka and made jam to sell or give as gifts :geek:

BRAMLEYS: probably around a tonne - well, loads. We're only just getting around to eating the very last of last year's apple sauce so will make more and freeze it. We have at least 4 times the amount of last years harvest though... any ideas for keeping/storing them for a non jam eating household?

Desert apples: Not such a biggie, we eat a few and I'll keep some for my horse in the winter... I would appreciate good ideas to store them as my attempts last year were futile. Placed on a wooden rack, not touching in cool, dry shed.

Finally PEARS

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Again, tree groaning, some larger branches snapped due to the weight. I'm not sure how, when or where to store them and we certianly couldn't eat them all (we'd never leave the loo :pale: ).

nope, sorry, Finally: PLUMS: A bumper harvest :cheers: Any non-jammy or chutney recipes would be particularly welcome - can you get plum ketchup, that's all my kids seem to eat (won't eat toms but will eat the ketchup :roll: )

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Bit of a problem having all that fruit and no-one likes jam or chutney!!

Can you dry the grapes and make raisins? Would your kids eat them like that?

Do they like crumble? You can part stew some fruit then freeze it and use later on for crumbles, pies, even for cakes.

Could you make jam or chutney to give to friends and family as presents?

Give some fruit away to the neighbours or swap for other things?

Errrr ummmmm. Ok that's me out of ideas now!

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Cider!

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It's decided!

I'm going to make some plum ketchup (thanks to Delia Smith online); some of Naomi's Mint Jelly - from ACL forum - as that uses up apples, and some apple relish.

I'm also thinking of making some pears in syrup or pickled pears but need to find a recipe first.

I will put them in pretty bottles and jars and give them to family for Christmas, nice homemade hampers :cooldude:

Cider sounds great but I don't have a press, or the knowhow :oops:

Still no ideas for the grapes :drunken:
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Alcoholic pears! We did these for my DH's Grandparents one year and they couldn't understand why they were a bit wobbly afterwards.

Peel core and slice the pears. Poach in a combination of water and sugar and your favourite liqueur (brandy, peach schnapps, whatever!). Stuff as many pears into a jar as you can fit, fill 4/5 full with the syrup and top up with alcohol. Resist as long as you can and remember not to drive afterwards!

I've got some pears to use up so I'm going to do this but add some cinnamon, ginger and cloves so we can have them at christmas.
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Acoholic pears!!! Wooo hoooooo :cheers: *runs off to pear tree with big basket* :drunken:
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Post: # 32276Post Millymollymandy »

Imp wrote:It's decided!

I'm going to make some plum ketchup (thanks to Delia Smith online);
I came across that recipe and wanted to make some but didn't have enough damsons, so I made a damson chutney but it was still quite runny after cooking for 2 hours and I think (hope!) it will be a cross between a chutney and plum sauce anyway!

Good luck!

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