Jeez!
It feels like 12 months of hard work has been undone in a fortnight! Where I had freshly seeded weed-free beds I now have 3 ft high nettles in neat rows. The seed company must have put nettle seeds in the packet instead of lettuce!

Enormous clumps of knee-high thistles have appeared from absolutely nowhere and as for the mare's tail...
Why do weeds grow quicker and more successfully than crops?
At least I thought my beans were doing well until I looked again;
Yes, bindweed!!
Best get those wellies on...