Just consulted my "Encyclopedia of World Cookery" book

how about borshch?
1lb uncooked beetroot
crust of rye bread
2 pints water
Put beetroot in a casserole. Boil water then allow to cool. Pour over beetroot. Leave covered with cloth for 3-4 days (oops maybe not so good if they are coming tomorrow!) until the beetroot ferments slightly (Amount of fermentation can vary according to taste) Mix with stock. Serve hot or cold with sour cream. Actualy it's very nice - I've had it!
Baked Potateos
4 Med potatoes
4oz bread crumbs
4 oz butter
salt
Roll peeled potatoes in breadcrumbs mixed withsalt. Dot with butter and cook in the oven for 1 hour - turning occasionally
Cabbage
1 savoy cabbage
1 desert spoon sugar
salt
2 oz butter
4 oz bread crumbs
Shred cabbage. Cook quickly in boiling water with sugar for 10 mins. Strain and put into ovenproof dish. Cover with bread crumbs, dot with butter & cook in moderate oven fo 20 mins. (Cauliflower can be done the same way)
Roast Chicken
1 Chicken (no really!)
8 oz bread cumbs (again!)
4 oz butter
1 egg
parsley
salt
Make stuffing with bread crumbs, egg yolk, parsley and the stiffly beatten egg white, season with salt. Stuff chicken and sew up holes. Roast in a hot oven basting frequently for about an hour.
And for pudding.....
Vanilla Cream
1 pint cream
6 oz sugar
4 eggs
4 egg yolks
vanilla
cherries to decorate
(No bread crumbs!)
Beat eggs, egg yolks and sugar until soft and creamy. Add cream and vanilla and beat until frothy. Pour into a greasd dish and cook slowly until it sets.