101 predictions for 2012

[Andy Hamilton]

1. end of the world
2. not the end of the world

[ocailleagh]

Heh...well if that calendar is to be believed (Mayan or Aztec? I forget) then the end it will be! However, the cyclic nature of reality seems to imply that it will just be yet another new beginning.

Also, 3) my 19th birthday.. Actually, it'll be my fourteenth 19th birthday, or thereabouts!

[marshlander]

2012 london olympics will run over budget

[John Headstrong]

4. aliens land (I know people that base their life on this belief)
5. collapse of world economic system (seems to be happing early)

[MKG]

6. Aliens take one look and leave again.

[Andy Hamilton]

6. Aliens take one look and leave again.

[the.fee.fairy]

On Friday 13th the world is supposed to end.

Can't remember what month...

[hamster]

7. A small but determined army of ishers takes over the UK and establishes a benign dictatorship, immediately outlawing plug-in air-fresheners, instituting policies of compulsory home composting, tomato growing and homebrewing and offering tax-breaks for creative reuse of packaging materials.

[Andy Hamilton]

On Friday 13th the world is supposed to end.

Can't remember what month...

I thought it was on December 21st 2012. The Mayans and the Hopi tribes people have both predicted it.

I quite like that idea Hamster, would hope that could happen before 2012 though!

[MKG]

8. Shortly after the ISH coup, there are signs of internal strife between the ISH-or-die and the ISH-with-a-shrug factions.

9. The new government splits, one party demanding development of tomatoes and the other aubergines.

10. After a short but intensive development programme, the neutron tomato (green model) is perfected. Government quote "This awesome weapon will never be used on a first-strike basis".

11. In a panicked pre-emptive action, the world's first intercontinental aubergine is launched in Sydney, aimed at Bristol. Luckily, the newly-formed Green Airish Force shoot it down over the Bay of Biscay.

12. Calm is restored and work begins on the tomato/aubergine hybrid. A vegetable saves the world yet again!!!!

[ocailleagh]

Lmao! I just noticed the ads at the top. Apparently the world's ending this year instead!

[Russian Doll]

afraid this is personal to me guys


the council may realise 6 people in a cramped two bed flat is over crowded and they will give me a house

[mrsflibble]

Well, I'm planning to rent out whatever garden space I have by then if we are still living just 20mins away from london by train...

[Evilspartacus]

January 31
433 Eros will hit the Earth

May 20
The sun will vanish

June 6th
Venus will complete it's last transit

October 19
Assuming the above doesn't not happen there will be 7 Billion People on this crowded planet of ours.

November 13
The Sun will reappear

Novemeber 28th
The Moon will vanish

December 21
Our magnetic field will reverse with catastrophic consequences for humanity.

[ina]

January 31
433 Eros will hit the Earth

What - 433 of them?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eros_(mythology)