something's puzzling me!

[Martin]

what is Melvyn Bragg FOR?

[Andy Hamilton]

SO that ITV have ONE program (south bank show) that is sometimes half decent.

[Martin]

but it would be SO much better without him!
Grinning adenoidal sycophant!

[Stonehead]

what is Melvyn Bragg FOR?

So Tony Blair can have another "friend"?

So quangoes find it easier to fill that "difficult to fill" vacancy with one of Tony's mates?

So the paper recycling industry can get a lot of books to pulp?

So that the TV industry has someone to Bragg about the arts?

Or just to p*** Martin off?

I'd plump for the last.

[Andy Hamilton]

Or just to p*** Martin off?

I'd plump for the last.

I think you are right and that must mean Cilla Black was invented just to p*** me off.

[Martin]

and Jonathan Woss!

[The Chili Monster]

Surely, it's Noel Edmonds -WHY? 'tis true Melvyn's a sicophant of the first order, and Cilla Black redefines the term annoying, but Noel gets right on my goat (although it's a very close run thing, with Anthea Turner, Philip Schofield and Eamonn Holmes all vying for second).

[Millymollymandy]

What about Ant and Dec?

[den_the_cat]

and Richard and Judy.

Do you think they have a factory churning themout somewhere?

[The Chili Monster]

What about Ant and Dec?

and Richard and Judy.

How did I forget? aaaaggghh, don't get me started!

[Andy Hamilton]

and Jonathan Woss!

Am I in a minority here, I actually quite like the Ross.

[chadspad]

I think the Ross is Pukka! Have to agree with the others tho

[legendaryone]

I used to like him as well but his brown tongue really puts me off now

[Mancblue]

Johnny Ross is alright in my book, the others could disappear for ever and be replaced scarecrow and monkeys and whilst there at it they can take Graham Norton with them